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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 12:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What do you love doing for fun?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

How do I change a truck’s engine oil?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Then came..

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

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Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

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Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way